It be talk like a pirate day. So I shall throw out all grammer and keelhaul the lot of you with my scurvied tongue.
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That be all. I must be tending to my rum.
(Pirates were never much for talking, they would get to the point and get out of there. The next post will show up soon and will be a little longer. Now, go talk like a pirate!)
